In help my daughter is in love

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Yeah this changes delinquent sorry?
Finally, this changes, this changes, this irritates me almost just as much!

I tell you.

It is necessary to say that my Choupie, from the top of his, hardly, 5 years, is not of type to go there gently.
And it is not type either to drop affair.
Nor to be silent.

Nan.
Of the whole.

Our specimen it is rather this:

- from the waking (the days of school only, BUT this makes it quant even 4 a week), barely the foot put down on the soil, her speaks to us about him
- in midday rebelote, she fills the cabbage to Great nanny with him
- in the evening it left again I know all that he said, all that she made so that he knows, so that he looks at her, so that she says to him that she LOVES Her.

Because he, it is Martin.

[Ambience small stars and small hearts - music of cucu fund]

And I still too much do not know how (he does not go out more in recess?), nor why (he is deaf and blind?) but it seems that Martin does not know EVEN THOUGH Choupie is in love him.

Type everybody knows except him.

And pinaize I cannot any more there to eat a lot to me of Martin, every day, all day long. It is not bearable any more! All dialogues turn around him, around love (and I do not tell you the preconceived ideas which she already has )
I succeeded there in dreaming that finally this boy of big section breaks in PO BOX and leaves my Choupie in nursery school.
Yes I know I am ugly. (Already a nice unworthy mother??)

The poor does not prevent, I have an impression although this small guy, he has nothing of it to shine my princess.
Needs to say that she do not put forms in it (in spite of recommendations of her dear mother), and as I said it, I think that she has a heavy tendency and pot of glue  rather spectacular
(without comment thank you)

Example pell-mell:

yes then Martin, I am going to write him a letter, just like that he will know that I love him. You are going to write what I want to say him sorry mom 

last Monday morning at 7 h 38 (I looked at the hour)

Martin, I love him and if one day the hat arrives on the roof of the school then I will put my dress of cendrillon and I will go to recover it 

what do you want to answer in this? Apart one:  humph humph ah yes great 

Mom I have a present to give to Martin (a piece of paper folded in 12 with felt blows over and 3 half taken off stickers), it is necessary that they arrive 1ers at the school, that they sit down on the bench and that it is waited so that I give it 

Euh that is that mom has already had her instant of shame with this bench there is not much, I already have my dose my darling

And I cross all that I did not listen to (I confess) as on Tuesday evening by coming back to bus of its course of English my brain made OFF, I put Iphone in ONE on the contrary and only while seeing 3 pussycats of 20 years in front of us having a great time as whales I realised that Choupie an umpteenth plan of attack again was putting up scaffolding to entice its future spouse.

Since yes of course  they are going to marry  .
Because for Choupie when they like themselves they get married, and they they make it that his father and I is not married poses him besides a big existential problem.
(Beloved if you hear me?)

Truce of joke, I am in a nice merdouille however because it begins taking astounding proportions.
OK, that she force-feeds me ears, ok, I adopt tactics of  yes yes ah ok, great, oh but it is not true! crazy! 
and this will go.
But that she thinks only of him, that she searches at all costs the means to wedge it somewhere to say to him that she likes her; that she types me an anger when I explain him mildly and delicately (you know me) that not brothel of chiotte it is not possible to get married in 5 years, and that it is not possible to force somebody to be in love

There it is not more g rable. I have already enough its character of natural pig, then so in more she is in a bad mood because of this every morning, I am going quickly to break a cable!

And me I feel pity of this Martin also. I understand that he could not come to his birthday yours (finally I am not certain in 100 %, it was not perhaps really dispo this day there sorry)

In help! Ideas, miracle cure? A powerful repellent?

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The short of the weekend of (55)

OK, Ba it listen, sorry, is not because I am yesterday afternoon on TV (during my annual maintenance of activity where is said by passing I forgot to beg an increase, the gourd!) that our habits are going to be changed!

Here for news (welcome!), on Fridays it is short! Roughly I put all in brothel what I want. Here it is so.

Therefore first of all, I must well confess that Euh between the nice messages for the birthday of the blog AND the nice messages further to the broadcasting of the programme of Stephane Bern, Ba I am bluntly melted. Therefore sincerely a big huge thank you all and to all besides, because I know it now: there are men on this blog (forgiveness Till, you I have known it already, even if it is madam The Cat who played competition and who besides badly answered, the nasty!).

The programme I could finally see it in tears it off at about 19 h, on Internet (there), having thrown the babies in front of the television (I confess, ah but in fact I make it every evening in short)

I wanted to reassure you that you can always be on familiar with me, that I will always answer your mails / comment (including insults but I will go without it thank you) and that:

I STILL COME BACK INTO MY ANKLE BOOTS

On the contrary for autographs, I am going to make them pay, this will avoid me making sponsored tickets.

[At the end of the paranth se e-Zabel in the TV]

The other marvellous and splendid news of the week, and of day rather: these are HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

And who says holiday!!!!!!!!!! says: you are going to be jealous of me, see detesting me warmly! (oh well)

Because yes, I had said it to you (it is) there: I am MADE to leave 2 marvellous long weeks my adorable exhausting two children whom I love and whom I love (in fact in fact) to my parents (whom I love and whom I love so besides especially in these instants there oh this goes sorry).

Obliged

Forced

I am lazy to search other synonyms, you understood idea: this breaks of me the heart, I think to be even made cinema and restaurant in very this is so much going to hibernate during this period will be good difficult.

Vala, 7 months when this happiness to be two had not arrived any more, 7 months when I dream simply about fatty morning.

Oh punaize, as I will think yours sincerely tomorrow morning by opening an eye at 10 h 30 (what I have appointment to the bank at 11 h and my done internal clock is going to awaken me at 7 h, merdoum).

Eh oh, two in the fund there who are taking bets to be known when they are going to begin missing me: tomorrow or the day after tomorrow sorry! I do not thank you

In the meantime yes, yesterday evening, I had the larmette a bit in the eye (but it was tiredness), and pfffffffffff I think that I am not going to lead open sea this morning at about 10 h 15 when the train is going to leave. And heck! Never SATISFIED the mom!

When they are there, they cannot there any more, when they leave, they miss us but I reassure you, I am rather type in positiver and to be of benefit! Because immediately having crossed first 10 minutes of pleasure to finds, they then want a thing just: that they leave again some days!!

Go, I find you however on Monday, good weekend and yihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa freedom to me (how is that I insist?)

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Achieve a lunch in the restaurant

Today, I am going to try to answer this big metaphysical question:

 How to achieve his restoring exit?

By leaving the children in a babysitter?
Indeed. Good answer (I will have not made better)
But I specify:

 How achieve his exit in the restaurant WITH the children 

ah ah

the clever there sorry are less made! I complicated the tournament a bit!

But yes, here this has fun not (finally almost not)

Therefore, I tested for you, the lunch of Saturday midday in the restaurant of the corner.

1st NECESSARY stage: not to go there alone, I hear thereabouts, to share the galley inevitably with another family.
For it, fall incidentally on neighbours' nice family the ain of which proves to be be school friend of your.
Stroke of luck, they also have a "small" second who will go perfectly with your? PERFECT!
The parents are nice as everything, new in the district, nothing of such to begin linking mates' pretty relation of galley!
Hop, appointment taken for same midday.

2nd IMPORTANT stage: reserve (because for 8 it is better) in a good, not too expensive restaurant ok, but especially where ambience is just family and absolutely not made look stiff or felted.
In our case: the creperie (of the park, located in front of the park Georges Brassens, there I speak to the readers of 15th grieved, I am sectarian sometimes)
Yes, a creperie, it is alive, it is quick, it is inexpensive, the babies want, they can eat with the fingers, to make a pencil sketch on the jeu of table.
In short, ideal to optimise the exit!

3rd stage A not TO MINIMISE: the plan of table. And there, I confess that I owe this discovery to our new friends therefore, who exasperated both big the one in front of other one in an end, smaller two the one in front of other one in other and the adults in the centre.
Eh Ba not animal of the whole! The babies caused as they could together, the big for their part were not either annoyed and to us in the middle they could, hang you:
- discuss between adults (use it to share your parents' misfortunes, you will see others have the same!! CRAZY!!)
- give to eat to the youngest
- watch an eye the biggest
Siiiiiiiiii all this!! AT THE SAME TIME. Do not forget, the parents are multistains!

4th finally facultative but very much nice stage: a bottle of cider (token, for 4 )
I cross you details. I am righteous man become alcoholic since I have two children. Yes, alcoholic in the cider. 1 glass a week minimum. Sorry, this frightens sorry!?

Veiled
I sum up: choose a family, an already loud place on the base so that your bacon cubes are not accused of putting ambience and strategical site limiting risks of fights inter brothers.
You do not have more than to cross a right time.

Attention, I add that it works about 1 h, to see 1 h 15 minutes, no more. Signs that  it is soon the end  ? The big get up to go to go around the restaurant, the babies want to make wee every 3 seconds and glasses begin overturning.

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