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November 12th, 2008 in (Blow of face)
While reading last Thursday evening this ticket of my blonde girlfriend Ratounette, came to me the idea of telling you in my turn what has tendency to exasperate me intensely, in our jungle the city.
Then yes, above all, as many, dog's excrement, I leave you the pleasure of reading or of rereading what said about it the irritating of the top. Personally, I detest the dogs, I am afraid there already and then I find this d gueu (I am going not to make that friends on this blow but ok, I cope), this does the nose in the excrement, this sniffs all street corners and then this comes to make you a kiss of death: desolate I can not. But ok, me respects and is perfectly possible understand that the dogs are faithful friends (more than some men undoubtedly) and all that sort of thing. But as city-dweller and MOM: I cannot any more there to practice the giant slalom on the Parisian streets, even if, I want to signal it, I find that there is of the best (oula I go extremely) there for some time. Especially when on top of that, you trainez a piplette who all metres fifty, goes out to you ah it is excrement this sorry mom it is not well sorry!? ". not my darling, advance now..
Ratounette is therefore specialist of rows with landlord of dogs, I still do not have this rope in my arch, undoubtedly because unfortunately (or fortunately), I cross practically never crado landlord to whom I will be able to dangle one and me if I come to make my popo to you this bothers you not? . I play in another category, with zhom besides, but our technology differs, I am going to explain you.
I attack therefore the drivers of car infoutus to stop in pedestrian crossings to let me through. My weapon? It is simple all that I have to hand, this begins of course with the handbag (just needs not to have forgotten to close it, sorry not only for pickpocket therefore), but also the umbrella, and even once, and this was worth me a marvellous kes your silly bitch?? of whom I am not not much proud, my caddy (space I specify). Yeah. Because you are going to me not to make swallow that the guys who charge down with one fields of vision of at least 100 metres on my pedestrian crossing at the bottom of at home and that I am there, with my pushchair which shows almost, a kid and her scooter, you are going to me not to make believe that he did not calculate me?!! And even if he would have had one too many or the auricle of the portable which tickles him, shit what: they give up to let through the pedestrians good blood!
Then I said it to you higher, zhom, it, it has another technology, much more dangerous, limit suicidal shone: he passes! He makes pur e cars and he crosses very slowly by looking at them straight in eyes. yes he searches the fight, it is for this that he makes karate in the 2 evenings a week now!
And I reassure you: I teach well in my flea to wait well which cars stop before crossing, and when we are in steering wheels, the pedestrians are systematically let through, even if it means annoying cars backsides!
And to you, it is what your hobbyhorse? Your "civic" act favourite?
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38 comments
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says : what exasperates me besides what you tells it is the old. Sometimes they are to baffer: they seldom greet, always have a musty air, always raler, it is them first even if it means jostling you even with a kid in arms. It is flippant, I hope that I would not be similar
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I also as schom (token I make no karate!) but also, run after people who throw a paper down ehhh, madam (mister also) you lost this! zyeux guaranteed blacks!
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majusdule says : I I make as zhom, I get ahead on passage, and generally they pur e with prevails over the fear of their life. A day will have a carrambolage there, and well this day there, I will continue my road with a broad grin and a small cuckoo!
Otherwise, my high horse of battle, it is against supermarkets and their pseudo-case disabled persons - pregnant women, that are never opened, and their cashiers who cannot make the cop there. Surrounding wall (little just above skin it is a pleonasm), I have to write 10 letters to rot them. Token I find that this arranges a bit, on the contrary the stupidity of people who lower the head qd they see a big belly or a wheelchair, no, this, this arranges not -
Yes of course dogs' excrement, but especially impoliteness of people. Besides the fact that they never let through pietons (besides if you see one brunette being allowed to pass in a car, this will be me, because I let through to me!), it is because nobody holds the door! Even if it means sending it to you in the face. This irritates me. OR people who to close the doors of the ascenceur while they see you arriving. This exasperates me.
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I, the knack which irritates me terrifically, it is the parents who let their children take the tobbogan up upside down. It is terrible.
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I also detest the dogs, wholesale trades frighten me and the babies insupportent. me I am not therefore going to make friends me either!! it is true that this good tricolour country lacks civisme completely! there angleterre not this type of problem, rules are respected, this is good!!
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the guys who park their bagnole where and which makes you put on right in the middle of the road with your pushchair, this irritates me! but I irritate all alone because in general they are not in their car!) otherwise I find it difficult to support those who dupe the tail in a concert, or in the supermarket once has a fight there in H&M with a woman who crossed me owing with 10 articles while I had only one pair of socks, they avoided coming from it to hands but they came from it to words)
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1-dog's excrement but I seldom cross the indelicate owners, but if I cross one he does not cut there!
2-badly parked people and especially those who park and who exceed My technology a bit of the exit of the parking: the red in levre bottom-of-the-line displayed on parries it breeze and wipes them ice folded. Radical
3-pietons passages, in general I am as your zom
4-impoliteness, I hesitate of ya not of that in very goes to make think people
5-people on the telephone who tell their life very extremely in the underground very calm and put to sleep at 7 h
bah this makes in fact a lot, chuis can be embittered to me on this blow there!
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says : I plussoie: the old hard who try to scratch places in cases groumpf ^^
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My son takes up the children's slide upside down and there balance of the sand to make children's slide of sand what!
My gerbils shit wisely in their terrarium, I have no dog no cat no pony.
I do not drive therefore I am not incivique in the steering wheel.
I take babies for a walk in a pushchair - double what attracts the old as flies! The old launch into their prattle without being invited to it, put me down of tons of questions on the darlings in the pushchair: family tie, siblings, age, weights, teeth, saddles and grope them with fingers, with the head Shit, they touch not the children who are known not! -
For dog's excrement, I could also make a ticket!
TIBISCUIT lately walked indoors and my Man twice!
Yesterday I looked out the window when I see the dog of my neighbours sniffing cars on the parking, he arrives next to our and pof a huge excrement d goutant!!!
You think that somebody came to pick him up??? Certainly not!
Soon I am going to leave a message at the entrance of the residence! Is fed up there there! Already that the common green area is a true field of mine so that the children play indoors, so in more the parking becomes the similarFor pedestrian crossings, the last year a lost guy did not look in front of him and nearly crushed my TIBISCUIT I caught TIBISCUIT by the arm and raised him. Then I shouted as a hysterical!
The guy was in the stopping, they pass and he starts again at the time when they pass -
Your husband reacts as mine.
What is also dangerous, it are all those who pass to the red light and who prevent you from crossing.
You are obliged to wait to be sure.
I understand your reaction because I am as you. -
Said Leona : Good blood, I could make it, a list Then, in riot:
- the pigeons;
- the owners of dogs (not the dogs themselves, in fact, the poor people, they can nothing there if they are bloody stupid-bloody stupid and locked up in Parisian flats!);
- the old who go shopping at the "advanced" hour while they have all day to make them;
- people who do not give their seat up in the old and to the pregnant women;
- the bus drivers which refuse to open the back door in pushchairs (yes, this arrives!);
- people who in the underground give shortly up to walk, pile, in the middle of the corridor to search their ticket in the bottom of their bag (why cannot they put on on the side?);
- people with the portable grafted to the ear, who speak indoors very extremely and who saoulent everybody with their private dialogues;
etc etc
Then, what I face up to all this? this depends on my state of tiredness. I never raise voice, but there are pressing looks and said sentences enough high so that everybody around uses it It is well necessary to defend itself, heck!! :-) To stay zen is not always possible. -
Many things were said. But really the most worst it is people who park on pietons passages!!!!
Solution to relieve: get everybody on the bonnet of the car! And fake! -
- people who give some bread to the pigeons to the small public garden
- the old who ralent parceque pushchairs take the bus of the place ds
- people who squat in the places of pushchairs in the bus
- people who smoke in the small public garden have quotation of the children or even meme who throw their ash ds the receptacle has sand
- drunk's sheaf (my daughter has walk indoors the derniere time, fortunately she had fermees shoes)
- + all that was said above
PS mea culpa: my daughter takes up the children's slide has nobody not l towards qd if apprete has slide -
My civic preferred act, these are places disabled persons. How anybody completely valid, without "card and rationally sprightly, can he go to park on these reserved places?
This has donation to put me out of me -
Mdr!
Character, people who do not give up to let through pietons while they saw well to to us to me makes their their their fingers and they insult I have the hot blood
For those who stop on passage pietons at instant or the fellow passes to the green, I draw them blows of feet in their car and for those who are badly parked to them they have the right has a streak which makes throughout the car!
I am a true malicious in fact
But in the dela of excrement and of stupid bastards by car, they are should break them with to them bags enormeuh which are just at the level of the head of the children who make me be transformed into Hulk.
I have meme says to Pierre that he had the right to give blows of.Alors elbows now when he is jostled or that he is taken a bag in the head generally he turns round and says ehho, you can not pay attention not? and a little more low cod! co#ent ca he has my caractere.???? so not very so not much ;) -
Wow I see that they are any rises
The knack which exasperates me most it is the cars which do not stop in the pedestrian crossing and that tear along as crazy in small alleyways. Generally I make as your husband, e-za but I confess that with the pushchair I am more afraid than usually. -
Ah yes I I am furious when I see them charging the street down at breakneck speed at a time of the exit of school with pavements full of kids. When I am alone I make even express to cross when has it to it one who tumbles down to make him pur e and in more I decelerate well the cedence, h h h , to tease him and especially r flechir a bit.
The blow of streaks for the parked mals I think of it but I have never dared.
(Another road knack deeply irritates me and it is the subject of my next ticket.)
Otherwise people who say not good morning, each time I come back or I leave a place me say hushed up head GOOD MORNING and AUREVOIR!! Pffff, and the old who try to grapiller places in the case while you you are pregnant up to teeth. They are serious to those there!!!! -
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Wouaou that of violence by reading all these comments of sharp finally this does bowls, this gives me the impression that they are not better that all these people who are criticised
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I make as your zhom at present I know But it became my new hobbyhorse!
On the other hand, I tried to make it when I lived in New York and there, nothing to make, I nearly REALLY died and not that once! -
I I make finger to nobody, I think you vulgar there the girls! Oh!
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yeah as Sand, woaaaa
I my hobbyhorse it is to ask for seatings for the pregnant women who do not dare to ask them even I see them tournicoter, getting some fresh air desesper but they do not realise that with a big topcoat, even with a big fiasco of 7 months, well this jumps with eyes. And this owes etre the first ones to hoot against incivility waffle except that token, the world does not turn around their fiasco what and except that I have never seen anybody not getting up qd they ask mildly would be possible ceder me to you a place please . Therefore I make it on their place, me waits when I am going to be taken a blow of bag on the block, because the said woman will not be pregnant ARF
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e-Zabel says : @sand: yes they are never known how they will be we too old age be productive embittered
@pierre: I no again dare to say it, on the contrary Choupie her, do not get in each other's way, practices!!
@majusdule: ah yes the famous cases pregnant women
@Pimousse: ah I love, to the Офис, I have of it full of people who close doors to leave more quickly! lol
@zalapabelle: in the park, me it is indeed those who watch their kids in no way and who let you make surveillance on their place!
@NsD: token, phew, I am not the only one not to love the dogs
@chocoladdict: battles of case, there in general, I show people serious: the tail is madam there!
@Blandine: I thought of you soon, I dangled one has there not of what to a lady that I left crossed in front of me!
@pivoine: I just let it through when she does not ask! na!
@sandralou: ah the gagatismes of the old: one nightmares indeed, you with your insects all day long, you must cross it
@missbrownie: oh horror, terrible the fear which you had to have!!
@angelita: grilled red fires put me out of me, it is of a dangerous!!
@Leona: I never raise voice either, I content myself with reflexion well put, more biting than affronts in my sense
@Barbara: never daring still to scratch a car on the contrary once the guy was still in his case and I made express to brush its car with the pushchair, it got out of the way quickly made afterwards, believe me!
@La woman flower: ah tricks of pigeon! brothel yes it is FORBIDDEN to give some bread to the pigeons!
@MamanC lib: ah this reminds me of my last passage to ikea, it was places families, but I also flared up well to see no auto seat in cars parked in these sites!
@ratounette: very good reaction of Hood, I love!! Choupie was taken a bag in the head the other day, I thought that I am going to type the lady, who even did not apologise, I became hysterical!
@Oum: yes finally, they are any rises and they very well make it is not! lol
@Sand: yes I am very surprised also finalepment but I think that it is always the goute of water that makes go beyond the vase and who makes us musty.
@Une Girl and The Cloth: in NY ah yeah, asks me if zhom would dare! lol
@sandralou: I either I reassure you, I will not be able, already I do not insult, I arrive at it not, I get worked up in the worst about the worst it is everything
@opio: I agree with you, the other day I put 1 minute to realise that I had one of it under the nose, I got up immediately, but she did not have to answer that they did not "see " that many so much that this and especially they do not have eyes fastened on the bellies of people.
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Said Mariana : I I will say generale impoliteness: in the bus especially: eh well I squat in the closing of doors as long as she put pou7 am not liberee
and those who stand in a queue to you of fish has foot (!) because with one pou7 you go more slowly than them what is seldom case with me: I draw! And if there are the feet of the impolite persons on my passage -
When I took classes of behaviour, I let through every person who wanted to cross.
And now I developed this habit, suddenly, this bawls max out behind! -
Said Kazan : The knack which exasperates me there right away I have have my car built in on the motorway while he has had corks there and while co d behind me wanted to make the clever. The worst it is because very quickly three movements he ran off since exactly at this moment the reprennait circulation it is not nice life. To tranquilize me I dream about a cigarette but I have arret since 307jrs (not I am not addicted), go to need that I find something else.
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I forgot to speak about guys who pee on the street where! there in general I cannot help making a remark very extremely!)
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slim well! I knew that I had a quieter life in my sticks but in this point!
- Dog's excrement? well apart that of my dog in my garden, others it is very rare that I see them and even more than one of us walks indoors.
- people who lets not pass to the pedestrian crossing, I I impose myself needs to say that as I practically did not take the pushchair it is easier.
- people who let not pass to the case, the similar I wait not that people think of me, I impose myself.
- places disabled persons: widely concerned since my husband uses them rightfully: well has part some rare exceptions or it blocked cars badly parked it by putting in front of, places are nevertheless often free.
- impolite people? well often it is me who am still surprised of the bonjours that I accept to which I am well obliged to answer (timid, I find it difficult to greet unless I know hollowing-out well)In short the only public incivility which irritates me it is the shards of bottles on ways and tracks cyclable or sometimes in access of games for children.
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I also have a bit suicidal tendencies with pedestrian crossings
But I am in my good right and the guy is great trouble if he arrives at me whatever it is with his bodywork!That's true that the Parisians are completely tar s by car, and the worst it is because to remain living when they also drive, they are to make to run similarly!! They quickly fit. On the contrary, this always makes very odd when they go in province and that everybody lets through the pedestrians, even when there are not pedestrian crossings! 2 worlds
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ah I I always have a plastic bag with me when I promenne my dog with the saupalin
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A ticket d foulatoire, fair hoes what I need!
Then those who do not stop in the pedestrian crossing, of course. This fills me!
Those who pass on my street in 80km / h and whom I see raler when I make them give up to come back at home! Brothel I did not live on a motorway!
The broken bottles, all dirtiness which I see on pavements: good blood they cannot use a garbage can? It is hard to put its dirty paper tissue in its pocket by waiting to find a garbage can? this it is really the knack which irritates me, and misses him primary education which is blindingly obvious to me.
And otherwise by typing me corks practically every evening, it is c **** which double to the right, left, which pass by service stations to earn 3 places, and which even more make decelerate traffic! Where then on the motorway saigneurs (express error) of the road who makes you calls of headlight when you double at the reglement speed. There I take a clever pleasure to take all my time to pull me down. -
the list is long!! I think that I went back up against quite a lot of incivilities of type (confusedly individual):
- unpleasant people or even impolite person who say neither forgiveness, nor thank you nor sea
- dogs' excrement, it goes one,
- people who take the street for a garbage can me do not support the disrespect in our environment and in natural lady
- the madmen of the steering wheel I have still missed to be ecraser by a pet sse in the midday!
- people who pretend not to have seen the pregnant woman until the neck
In short I am taken for the big service face because I do not hesitate to open it!! -
You know little to me, currently (finally, via the cloth, what!), you know to what extent your article touches me!!! Me my ' Civisme ' is rather when I am by car, where I am exceedingly courteous, even if it means hooting the horn by the rude impatient drivers. That in it holds: to a street where are located 2 (secondary and primary / maternal) schools, 1 day nursery, 1 private hospital and where pass buses in 2 senses, I REFUSE to go in more of 30kms / h. Especially since it is a street of 500m, not Champs Elys es!
And I repeat it, simply because this is good: I HATE THE DOGS!!!
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plague says : I have the technical meme to cross. Otherwise, a knack which enerve me in most in the point is the mothers with children in shops, street who let their kids scatter without pulling them down on the quoting to allow a normal circulation. Or this meme mere with or without pushchair which under this pretexte tears along straight without thinking that courtesy is also for her. Cases less than 10 rticles / priority are it for the persons ag es: this famous mother parried evident, the pregnant women, and the handicapped persons, fools it under pretexte that she have a five-year-old kid pass in front of everybody I feel like saying and then!!!
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e-Zabel says :
@Mariana: the site pushchair of buses, ah what risks!
@Touwity: very good habit, bravo to you and oh well for others behind!
@Kazan: oh the galley! Go courage, zen, it is only a car , fag is not taken back, fag is not taken back!
@chocoladdict: ah there it is d gueu, but I dare to say nothing, because they are often of NFA and I am afraid especially when I am with the children
@cleanettte: I will say only a thing: lively the sticks ! lol
@Malira: completely, they are obliged to run as tar s also, otherwise, they do not move!
@corienga: ba veiled somebody of good!
@firemaman: this is sorry good to let off stream a bit! lol
@C line: very long list indeed unfortunately
@Bleumarine: I indeed thought of you by writing this article!
@la plague: yes I agree, some moms fool a bit me what had teased me early in the year school it is those of the school of my daughter who stays in front of the door of the class to tell their life the maitresse and who blocked everybody!
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the similar, pedestrian crossing! I had surrounding wall rolled quasi over until teeth, and with MissCaca, it is similar. That the good-natured pti is green, they make fun of it they run sorry At present, I insult. It is not very class, but what it is good
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I am rather in the category of your zhom, I they made pur e and I look at them, but since I am a pussycat, they have not int ret in mouf' ter otherwise they are seen by all rabble which if attoupre as weak stupid bastards
the advantage of etre a girl sorry ^^
I very much like your blog anyway
Pecks and token we!
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