GraffitiTIGEX Pierre Fabre, mom, competition, Filorga, blog, GYMBOREE |
We are on Friday, February 13th, a red alert is launched on 24 departments, winds of a rare violence are going to sweep quarter a southwest of France, be very careful
7 h 00. I then did not imagine the real storm which is going to beat down on me today.
While I try the cheek conquer it to stop this clock radio of misfortune a small hand comes to fondle me. Oh not, Basilou still slipped between us this night. I have to give up taking sleeping drugs, I realise nothing any more.
I get up quietly, and cross the corridor blindly towards the room of the children. My pullet must again sleep and I am going to try to prepare her easy by letting the boys snore. I push the door enter opened and search in let us feel the bedside lamp. I am the thread of the hand, and find the stuck high switch. But I have no time to question. Barely lighted light, creature is blindingly obvious to me. There, in front of me, in the bed of my own daughter, a kind of big half bare lavish fair-haired woman shows of the bed, the opened mouth, a breast in air. I to close eyes. I am going really to pass to the linden-honey. But thirty seconds later, she is always there. Howl. Freeeeeeeeed. THE CHILDREN! WHERE THEY ARE. PARTIES. FREEEEED! BLONDASSE. IN THE BED OF LILA. FREEEEEEED! It EAST QUIIIIIIIIII? Deadly silence. Giddy. Howl in the other end of the corridor. I run. FR ed. I. Freeeeeeeeed. LES ENFANTS! OU ILS SONT. PARTIS. FREEEEED! BLONDASSE. DANS LE LIT DE LILA. FREEEEEEED! C EST QUIIIIIIIIII ? Silence de mort. Tournis. Hurlements l autre bout du couloir. Je cours. FR ed . Je .
In front of me is held not my husband, but a clone, or not completely. A big Basile. A metre more than I, gets old. In the bed, a child, unknown. And in the mirror of our room, this small unknown girl, but who reminds me suddenly of that of the frame above the Офис. I. Baby. The child in the bed. My God. Would it be? Fred, Fred?
I do not dare to understand. It arrives only in books. Is this step?
(continuation of Sylvie's history)
An instant of wavering where I swear to one another that if all that stops, I I stop fits of jealousy, vodka - peach and series television. But not, I think that we do not have others loophole than to confront this nightmare. React, quickly, very quickly, because already I see my son, my-jadis-beloved baby Basilou jumping on the back of his daddy and displaying him down as a pancake. I have no time to raise it that I hear a din of the thunder in the kitchen. My lavish daughter woke up and simply is emptying the fridge finally at her height. Fred, tetanized, tournicote in everything senses, as usual but there its dwarf's size of garden adds to its impotence to manage situation. Neither one or two, I catch my portable and find nothing better to make that to call my mother, in my voice of little girl. She will believe during 5 minutes in a bad joke, before I hang up and before I compose 112, despaired.
But I understand nothing of what I hear in the other end of the line: the storm, of force majeure, should not last more than some hours, also we recommend you to keep your peace
It is 7 h 07.
Choupette palpates the body, incredulous in front of the new forms I open the mouth to speak but oh surprised, my purposes are incomprehensible, of kinds of baragouinement.
I head for the kitchen, and I realise that of course my small size poses problem. My son has a great time all alone in front of this situation, and fortunately my daughter flies to my help!! She prepares for me a semblance of meal, because her culinary capacities are limited to to pour cereals into a milk bowl and to make canapes. Gauthier (my son) uses this situation to goinfrer of chocolate and other sweets, but my slight, practically inaudible voice, does not produce the discounted effect of dissuasion!! The fingers and the face bedaubed with Nutella, it is going to stretch out on the leather chesterfield!! What devastates!! I turn on the side of my man, hoping that he will fly to my help, but I see him even more distraught than me! I go up to him and deposit kisses on the bottom of the face #h it is very soft, very smooth, and this has a sweet smell, this changes the stubble!! I slip my mimine into his, they would say two lovers of nursery school. I think that my tiny I would have fallen in love with tiny sound one, if I had known it in the nursery school.
High as three apples, powerless, I head for the living room and I sit down on the chesterfield, next to my son, plunged into the enlivened drawings. I curse this situation, unable to make whatever it is, unable to even any more make me obey! It is the world upside down!
And then, I begin feeling interest for Franklin, in search of treasures buried with his Aunt. Gauthier decided as for him, to make of the flat a big space of games; from l gos by ci, scattered ends of jigsaw puzzle, and the car operated by remote control slaloming among all these obstacles. I also hear the laughs of a boy, and curious, I am going to see what takes place, and I discover both men of my life, playing together, and roared of laughter! I am filled with wonder in front of this show!
Choupette comes down with my etui of making-up and a hairbrush, looking at me with a broad grin up to ears! Even in adult's body, she always knows how to break me, and it is with pleasure that I am to comb it, and to make her up! One half an hour later, my small princess resembles a femme fatale!!
Then a part of a parlour game is made, and even if this weak and small body is disabling, it is that of happiness to find the joy of recklessness, not to put on edge for the meeting of the following day, to use the present moment thoroughly.
Driiiing Driiiiiiiing!! I rub my eyes, and I see my man in his adult's body! Ouff, it was only a dream!! A broad grin takes shape on my lips, and I think in all these years to be able again to use my children, to be able to tell them off, protect them, see them becoming the splendid adults that they will be, such in my dream, by hoping that Gauthier will be less bord lique!
Two hours later, meeting to define the marketing strategy concerning a new pushchair, and I use this nocturnal experience in the body of a child of 5 years, to offer ideas which meet unanimity!
> 587 words, by hoping not to be non-connected with the topic!! Anyway, thank you for this game, it was very nice to plunge me into my imagination
Mom I have grandiiiii!!
This morning there, in half a sleep I hear of noise in the room of Capuchou, then a big Youpiiiii!! Mamaaaaaan!! I have grandiiii! .
At the time when I put down a foot down and give an account to me that my pyjamas have a length conversely proportional to that of my legs, I see a nice young man who smiles at me in the too small pyjamas!
This walked mom!! he says to me
But what what good blood??? I intend answer him while trying to awaken The Man, completely lost in the pyjamas and the meanders of the continental quilt.
But my wish!!!! Yesterday evening when I blew my candles, I made wish to grow quickly!
OMG! But I not asked to become again small me!
That matter after everything! It is on Wednesday, us the television and him the work!
Having given us left luggage Офисs: get dressed! Wash teeth and open the door to nobody. Here is dressed and shaved, me I have gland meanwhile there and you see not that he barks me over so that I get dressed more quickly! As I remain planted at the television to look at Bob l' Eponge, here is who delays this so that, this time I go to wash teeth I see on the face a small vengeful smile. Would be me so bloody as this in the morning???
He is very happy as a 5-year-old child (that it is good blood!) at the idea of taking the scooter of its father to go to the Офис!
Before leaving he makes us a kiss and throws one to us this evening my love affairs! .
As for me, I rush in the kitchen to do again the magical cake which raised its wish, and meanwhile there I hear The Man in the bathroom to exclaim: pooh merdalors! I have more hair! .
In the evening when Capuchou comes back, he asks me us to blow candles quickly to become again small because finally he has the time to be big, because job it is hard and because he longs for a cuddle.
Ouh there there, I scream!!!!
This awakens my children, well not, my adults!!!!
What is made now?
My son who speaks from now on about a voice of mature man says to me: mom, ze please my nursing bottle.
OK, how I make, I measure barely 1 m and I do not see how I am going to be able to attain the nursing bottle and to stick it in heats it nursing bottle.
Phew, there is the small walk of my son, I instal it, I am saved: he has now his nursing bottle.
Surrealist vision: I see therefore hauled down on my chesterfield a nice boy d 1m90 who drinks his nursing bottle and who looks good morning zouzous !!!!
Now, it is the baby who wakes up and smiles at me as of hab.
But, how, I am going to make to change her the layer, provided that she wants to collaborate!!!
I call my husband, try to take him out from the bed and explain him situation. It opens big h berlu s eyes and takes me for a madwoman!!
He ends up including and they get down to the exchange rate of the choupinette: mom takes care of the top and daddy of the bottom.
SHOULD HUSH UP, SHOULD UP, SHOULD UP
Awaken I him ring, wake up in start.
Phew, I find it difficult to believe in it but I became again me.
I go to the room of the children, they sleep as angels.
Everything is therefore well who well finishes
Good morning, grieved my history is cut in 2, on 2 messages, but which are in order. I hope that it is comprehensible (some messages higher)
aaahhhhhh there me has 55 minutes!!!
big peace in the room. not of green lumierte of the clock radio? another breakdown of electricity? (pooh yes, since the tempete, threads French Electricity Company hold with ends of scotch tape on the street!). but it is what this wall around the bed????
p *****!!!!! I am in jules's bed. in his grenouillere??????
apres some minutes in half a sleep.. I meet with me even and conclusion:
too much cooooooollllllllll, I miss the supervision which lasts 4 h with p dopsychiatres and all teachers of my service!!!! a ray of lumiere goes down on me, the angels sing a gospel song of madness, all dance and hit in hands (ambience sister act, the end), I dance with them, it is too brilliant!!!!
but the lumiere becomes of more more strong, a little voice begins covering songs who says to me mamannnnnnn!!!! then small hands shake me and I do not hear the whole anymore music, the angels all disappear.
in fact of celestial lumiere, it is jules who puts in me the lamp wipe in eyes and shake me
it is on Friday, I can there more!!!! one week which there is of lctricit , no heating, no hot water! it is on Friday, I have just made THE reve of the year, no, in fact that of the week: pooh yes, the angels, they did not resemble clooney george! it is on Friday and it is 6 h of the checkmate!
here is!!! this it is made!! 

good weekend!!!!
e-Zabel
I know that in France he are midnight crossed therefore we are on the 14/02/09 but in Tahiti it's twelve o'clock crossed therefore we are even on the 13/02/09.
As nothing is stipulated on this subject in the modalities of competition, I hope that my participation will be taken into account (I cross fingers).
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Here is my participation [saw You has it a lot Av ne and an audi-baby. Yes, yes, I know I saw
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Great it is the weekend, CHAD OOORE Weekend!
The door of my room opens, somebody approaches me:
- Mom, am r veill e!
I open an eye (but it is who this girl?) and very fast the second eye follows.
- Ma Louloutte?!
- Well yes! Mom, why Daddy and you z tes of children?
I turn round towards MYLOVE and indeed a small sleeping guy is next to me there.
I jump of my bed, rush to the mirror (in foot) of the bathroom, look indoors and, nervously, burst out laughing.
I go back to my room, awaken MYLOVE and point out to him situation.
His mind still misted by sleep really does not accomplish.
- Mom, can I come?
- Yes, you can come
Then MYLOVE and me we find nestled against a big grasshopper thirty-year person who, while sucking his thumb, embraces " very soft Rabbit " .
Some instants later, we get up and we run to the kitchen.
- Saw you Mom, I have not couri in zescaliers
- Yes, it is very well my Louloutte
- You are going to have to prepare for us our breakfast my Louloutte. We are too small.
To us have to what a rejoicing served and it to be possible make everything all alone as a big that she became!
- Ma Louloutte, to cut oranges, with one true knife (rather than the butter knife) will be more practical!
At this moment there, a bright smile came to illuminate the face of my (big) daughter. I had not to repeat it twice!
- Pay attention to your fingers
- Yes, phew, I know. To you ace seen I make very slowly. It is just like that that you faisez?
- That you make. Moui, it is almost just like that.
- Mamaaann, Papaaa, it is pr t!
Breakfast is introduced in a rather chaotic way but the most odd it is our big haunch of more tent years, sitting at table, with the bib blue rigid plastic reservoir around the neck, in which descends milk drops straight taken out from the brioche carelessly dipped into the bowl.
MYLOVE and me we look, accomplices, and burst out laughing.
We do not know if our Louloutte understood why we laugh so but she joins us in our mad laugh.
What a pleasure this breakfast!
Suddenly I hear a voice:
- Mom. MOM.. Maaamaaann!
I open an eye then other one immediately afterwards and I see my high Louloute as 3 apples (finally in 3,5 years it is to break head a little more) in half-light.
[Brigre, which dreams about my friends!!]
- Am r veill e. I can veniiir?
- Yes, you can come
MYLOVE and me we wind into a ball against our Louloutte in toes frozen to have played in its room without the slippers.
Hu #, it is so good
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Betsy
It is nice to read all these participations, and to see the part of imagination of each!
cuckoo E-Zabel, I do not know why, I have access only to the last comments of this ticket. I posted my history here yesterday aprem, I wanted to be sure that you have it.
Good weekend and love and kisses!
I discover your blog and love. You give us an anthology of personal experiments, of good plans, of advice, of blows of heart and of blows of face, all that one needs to disorient, reconnaitre in your experiments, react, draw inspiration Mom of four children who has just taken back job, I recognise myself in running against time, the wealth of family life, questionings, happiness
In short, thank you and long life in your blog!
Youps. I had forgotten the buttoire date (I forget very at present).
I can again participate steupla t?
Ah agreed! Oh well for me then 

Still good birthday in your blog.
Dear e-Zabel,
I discovered your blog some weeks ago desperate person to arrive a day in reconciling life pro (exciting but too absorbing) and life personally (exciting but too absorbing 2 schtroumpfs) I searched an evening absent-mindedly on the net with words mom occupation . And here is how I arrived on your blog which I consult since from time to time with great pleasure. Some rubrics really made well me laugh!
Then here as the reading of this blog is very great I afford a small comment: by seeing the object of the competition of the birthday, I saw that there were products to be earned, given by marks. I find it a little damage indeed if fact that these marks "sponsor" kind in some your blog shows that he plait a lot, the other side of the coin is that it transforms this space of cool and free expression into advertising space in a way and personally I then feel a marketing target (yuk!); this would please me to have possibly your point of view thereupon!
thanks for your attention,
Easter
good morning ezabel,
I am the mom who had come to buy the bed umbrella at home.
I gave birth to small charles on December 23rd of this year.
as you live in quoting from my home, be had you a good pediatrician has recommend me in the district?
Thank you in advance!
Agatha B
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