12 command of the Parisian exiled in suburbs: episode 1

May 26th, 2008 in (Mom in banishment)

public transport

1 week ~~only already~~ that our banishment began, the hour of the 1st balance sheet rang and I do not hide you that this ticket, I have it write on Friday evening by having a hard time as a madwoman to come back to my parents with my 2 bags T l shopping, a power failure on the line 4 and the RAPID-TRANSIT RAIL SYSTEM B blocked in Covered market.

The 1st of a big series, attention it is of the living! Here are 12 command of public transport

1/to Make wee before leaving, you will make
When the Parisian lives in 15 minutes in feet of her job, the Parisian can take the liberty of forgetting this rule. But when the Parisian is exiled, she knows when she leaves, she does not know when she arrives! Therefore is better to envisage.

2/to Sniff in a descending line staircases 4 - 4, you will think
Where a fist aside you will have!

3/In something in the underground, you will be held
In the ramp for example.

4/Of disinfecting lingettes, you will take
Report in the point 3

5/eyes you will close when you would like to cross in misinterpretation a flux of impatient passengers
And your request you will make (for the believers)

6/Never the timetables of train you will see patients
In any case, either the underground, or the RAPID-TRANSIT RAIL SYSTEM will kid around and make you it miss. No objective = no disappointment

7/Never in full lung you will breathe
Or in a lingette you will glue your nose together

8/nearness, human heat, contact, you would like
If you do not like, take your car

9/Your master keys time of survival, you will bring
Newspaper, book, Ipod, free paper to write the next tickets of your blog

10/Your big words were preferred, you will review
P ### of underground of her r ### These are my feet this c #####!!

11/Being almost arrived never you will think
as long as you will not really be in front of to you

12/by smiling your season ticket 4 zones at 1000 you will buy
It is well necessary to pay the quality of service which you use, it is the slightest of things.

To follow, 12 command of the communal life, as well as 12 command to use at best life of exile.

To read also:

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suburbs, public transport, bets

11 comments

MissBrownie says :

May 26th, 2008 in 9:52

Very good your 12 command!!!

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MissBrownie says :

May 26th, 2008 in 9:54

At fact, even if at the beginning I felt a pain, now I succeed in saying to my children that I love them ;-)

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Chocoladdict says :

May 26th, 2008 in 13:32

That's why I preferred leaving Paris rather than to go to live in suburbs.cela said in intramural bets or other big city, I campaign at least of cars possible because it is loud, this stinks, this contaminates, this returns the bagnole bloody stupid and aggressive then I cannot spit on public transport especially as here they are not really clean, overcrowded and the rate is much more favourable than a full of petrol every week + insurance + upkeep and/or expenses of repairing and in more I am civil servant also)

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e-Zabel says :

May 26th, 2008 in 16:10

@MissBrownie: thank you and)
@chocoladdict: I am so casually, an activist anti-takes in the car, but then on the contrary, there is the work to improve the Parisian public transport!!

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ratounette says :

May 26th, 2008 in 22:43

Ah!! You do not imagine to what extent I am more than delighted no furthermore not to have to take public transport!!!
Good courage to you!!!

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dragona says :

May 27th, 2008 in 7:06

very good, it is so true..

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chocoframboise says :

May 27th, 2008 in 9:34

I find that you do not see enough the positive sides:

- there is the newspaper gratos,
- the winter they are warm
- when there is a problem it is possible to say it to her neighbour who will willy-nilly agree: yeah they are right, oauis they are clever
- this makes put into perspective the days of doubt: finally they are not so seedy.
- this makes become aware the chance which there is: finally zhom he is not so wrong, has him not shoes crot es with the socks of tennis and the good suit there chacunes adapt the criteria!!
- and then if they have not zhom or if they bear a grudge to other one this can be a good ground of meetings
You see: is not POSITIVE to you!

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e-Zabel says :

May 27th, 2008 in 10:25

@ratounette: euh if I imagine! deeply r -moving in!
@dragona: about the living I say to you
@chocoframboise: not I am positive, it is fair not possible for the moment, still needs that I am a bit made there or that it is cold!

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Leslie says :

May 27th, 2008 in 14:06

I love your 12 command. It is very odd but so true!!!
I come very occasionally on Paris and I confess that it q I detest most, c nearness with unknown persons and not willy-nilly in beep level hygiene lol

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e-Zabel says :

May 27th, 2008 in 15:46

@Leslie: welcome! Underground apparently does not rhyme with hygiene, the 1st thing which I make by coming back or by arriving at the Офис: I wash my hands during 5 minutes!

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Celine1st says :

May 30th, 2008 in 7:53

I discover your blog thanks to Netvib ** and veiled her the 1st mad laugh from the Офис (euh from morning this makes not very serious)!

This is there I am addict!!!! See you soon

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