Syndr me of the dirty shoulder

Unfortunately I do not know any more where I heard this sentence, because I would like to return to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, but I name it to you however, because simply true:

In what reconnait-on a mom? In the dribble which she has on the shoulder  

And good I I would like that I am not admitted! Simply! Already that I had to badly to keep clean trousers one day, I do not speak about my tops. It is very simple, in the morning, it would be necessary in fact that I thread TSHIRT NAZE by going out of the shower and that I put the fair official by leaving. But when I say "by leaving" , it is not at the time of saying goodbye, ba not, there there is besides the small dribbling hands and chocolateuses, the small tears of the baby pretending to be sad (while in fact 3 and a half seconds having closed the door he is going to go to burst with great nanny!) and mega nasal mucus which goes well with! And I believe, and there it is my experience of more than 3 and a half years which speaks, that it is the most unfortunate nasal mucus. Therefore it would be necessary to get dressed in fact on the landing (they are not any more in a shame near when they are mom, it is not!)

Of course, this serves in what to be allowed to wipe the nose by a scentless handkerchief, not mild person and therefore even not odd, while it is simply possible to deposit the small nose running on the comfortable, warm shoulder of the beloved m man. then to perform a small movement, discreet but oh how efficient, of head to leave conscientiously ALL that there was to leave yes because a baby does not make things half! Nan, never! Just as when he decides to fall, he makes him head the 1st from the top of the chesterfield.

One of my problems existential of mom therefore, you will have understood him, it is to succeed in remaining clean must I here zoomer on session  I give to eat to my 15-month-old baby  ?

Go for form!! It is good to laugh a bit sorry? Yes there indeed, they laugh in retrospect, but for a long time, after a long time on the contrary!

My dribbling snotty-nosed wants to eat (this it is great), eat all alone that's true, it is funny, pieces with fingers are caught and one dishes  "normally " directly in the mouth this becomes more complicated when he tries to make him with the spoon, even if, in good mom who I am, I encourage him of course by small shouting  it is well my darling, it is very bravo, now in the mouth.. ah missed it is serious my darling. the table/le soil / mom's pullover was also hungry  . Yes it is necessary to keep its peace and not to frustrate, slow down his very small in its research of autonomy and of training. It is well this not that they say the pediatricians and Co? nan?
And good I I tell them to come at our place just after meal " for 1 / pick up pieces 2 / wash hands, face, hair, ears and holes of nose of the small apprentice 3/to cross the highchair in K rcher and serpill re on the Офис of Public Prosecutor. Just like that meanwhile there, there will be us the time to go to get changed and even perhaps to be possible take a shower, because what veiled what it can give if they venture leaving baby some minutes to try to keep a minimum of dignity with the eyes of the external world (include not smell here too extremely and d m ler hair!).

Then who has a baby cracheur not, baveur not, sniffeur not to come to contradict myself? Smartness to be shared  to remain clean  ? I to you lead I have my pullover to be changed there

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